(Source: Spotify)
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Glen: Say that reminds me, how’d you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a’ somethin’ went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, “Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?” Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It’s a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I’d buy one.
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(Source: Spotify)
the astronaut talks to himself
I can’t remember where I found this:
A man discovers immortality in outer space while free-floating,
trying to fix a kink in the outer shell of the shuttle
but then the cable snaps
and he is left to orbit the earth forever. It is quite pretty
up above the sky so high. He is like a diamond, he thinks,
twinkle twinkle. His hair continues to grow
and soon his beard fills up his whole helmet.
Then the audience realizes it is a story about hell.
